From a pastor's perspective, you know it is going to be a bad day when:
. . . You finally remember the name of that person you promised to visit in the hospital - while reading the obituaries.
. . . You can't find Obadiah while leading a Bible study.
. . . In the pulpit you notice your sermon notes this week are from last week's sermon.
. . . The youth pastor urgently asks you about the church's liability insurance.
. . . The couple you married a year ago calls to ask about a warranty.
. . . You are elected Pastor Emeritus - and you're only twenty-eight.